Saturday, June 25, 2016

DATING AN ENUGU GIRL - HILARIOUS FACTS

From an anonymous source + Nenyechi. If you missed the  Anambra girls tale read here


To date an Enugu girl you must be coloured,  just very easy; the more coloured you are,  the easier for you.  Either your English or dress sense is coloured, they will just believe you like a much,  they also like guys from Amrtica.  Gbam! If you are not coloured, give her coloured lies, they seem to believe the lies to the truth. And they love Anambra men to the core because their men are lazy and illiterate while Anambra guys have money. With the rate of coloured hairstyles and dress pattern in Enugu, you just have to do something colourful to get her, especially with a coloured Oyingbo accent.  Mind you; Every girl living in Enugu can be classified as one of the Enugu girls. 

Enugu girls just like their male counterparts are pretenders.You can always hear them bragging to be the best but the truth of the matter as the expression 'pretenders do the worst' they are the worst.You can always see them dressed as virgin mary but hey,check that pipeline between the legs ,the entry na borehole.They grew up with the knowledge of their mother telling them that you can always get a man to marry you by getting pregnant for him.Hence,30% percent of them have given birth in their father's house(Ezeagu and Nsukka girls precisely).For those of you that employs Enugu girls as helps watch out o,that timid and village Enugu girl you employ into your house yesterday if care is not taken will take over your house tomorrow,get pregnant for your hubby and before you what is happening the mother will come for omugwo and you the madam will turn to maid.Don't take Enugu girl for granted or think her ignorant in issue that has to do with men .She's more learned than you in that department.Even that small wawa girl that hawks Abacha or Okpa,she pass you o.But seriously just like umunwoke ha they are dirty in nature.....Hey they can cook oh.I love their Abacha and Ugba.But if Enugu babe say make you stop abeg dey run o.Their yes na No.
Enugu girls like money sha as such you can see a 27yr old Enugu girl marrying a man whose first son will be twice their age.They like polygamous family.
They are local .Enugu girl will live with a man who is not legally married to her instead of owning up to the fact that the guy is her boyfriend she will tell you he's her brother.
But serious Ndi Enugu make una calm down we are out here to have fun.Meanwhile Abakaliki and Imo girls loading....

Imo girls will break the Internet. 

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