In this time of the world,especially in Nigeria, one getting anything they want sounds more like climbing the highest mountain in the world. The Super Eagle's asoebi made the world, especially our ladies to participate fully in this year world cup battle, watching every move of our brothers and finally falling in love with them secretly.The game made ladies quiver and shiver in the football fever and pray too for a great win, that one, God did not answer.
I remember seeing ladies on bumshort enroute to Russia and confusing the Island boys so much with too many Ikebes until dem naija brothers dem won.
Thanks to God, Argentina lost too after all the ojoro (I could swear that they bribed the refree) but the main good News is that our brothers are secretly coming home, I have seen some of them just recently. I see so many chicks dream and talk about these guys especially Ahmed Musa on how fine they are and how t t money should enter their pockets too but unfortunately, Musa is taken. I saw him wish his new bride a happy one year anniversary. Not to worry chicks, I got you covered even when I will not put asunder what God has joined together. Many of our guys are leaving bachelorhood so leave Musa, Omeruo, Ighalo and Emenike alone but you can still try Mikel and some of the younger guys but keep off our young goal keeper of nineteen, don't ruin his career and focus of entering the University this October. Remember the likes of Obafemi Martins, Victor Anichebe and the rest of them.
If you are still interested in these guys after all, here are tip on how to catch your fish;
Become an Actress
My dear, the highest chance for you to get a footballer is to become an actress o. The chances are high, remember I said actress and not A Musician, this is not Abroad and you are not Shakira or Victora Beckhams. If you become a musician, you are on your own, the highest my brothers will do is to wave at you but they will never chyke you. Besides, you will not have time for him like that because you will be going on tours. Ask Tiwa, Omawumi and Simi who chyke them.
As an actress, you will be allowed into high covens, parties that an average girl cannot enter. Remember, it is not just about being an actress o, you must belong to a 'click' before, it use to be Ri and Uc and St 'click' that you should belong to but now a new union has taken over, be friends with, Ebube and O Alex dem, my dear sis, learn their dress sense and get their body type too even though it involves surgery #lipsealed# this click grew up with dem boys #ifyouknowyoknow#
My dear, if you don't belong to the listed click, you may end up with actresses that date politicians, abroad husband, upcoming artist or the pretending big boy who is a cleaner abroad or the upcoming eyimba boys, it depends on your luck. If you are an actress, you can only date and not marry them because your colleagues will jazz you and collect your man. For long term relationship that will lead to marriage, become a beauty queen.
Become A Beauty Queen
If you ever win a beauty contest, I mean beauty contest not Miss Social Science or Face of Ajegunle, I mean Miss Nigeria, Miss World or Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria, I am talking to you right now plus you don't have to win and starr dating one actor or musician like that, my boys don't like it. You need panache and vigor to behave like a queen. Ask Agbani, Adaeze Yobo and Stephnie Uche and then thank me later. If you become a queen, they won't just date you sis, they will marry you.
Be Young and Beautiful
If you are 23-40years of age and you decide to becoe an actress or even contest in a beauty pageatry to marry a footballer and now say Nenye sent you, my sister you are onbyour own. Abi you can never have common sense? Can't you see that the guys are young and our keeper is nineteen? How can they date you? Dem boys like young girls from 18-22years of age. If you are above the recommended age limit, aunty give up, your time has past, in fact what were you doing when your mates were strategizing.
Get a Rich Father
You see that thing I talked about actresses getting to high covens that average girls can't go to, your daddy can do it for you. He can take you to the Cactus O T R and even if he won't, you can become a DJ and go to parties and you will see him at the VIP lounge, my guys love to party. It is your father that will take you around to his friends wedding and then you can choose a footballer or a key Bobo.
Go to Rich Weddings
Did I tell you how I went for a Governor's Son's wedding and my boyfriend came calling? May it never happen to you my sister, may he never stop your shine, may you meet them or something better than them at the wedding, make the Usher direct you to a seat of destiny. Go to big weddings even when you aren't invited, you will be fine my sister as long as you dress to kill and behave well, even if you don't meet Iwobi, you will get an assurance. After all, Peter Okoye and Davido treats their women better.
Travel and Pray
Get out of your comfort zone and travel, see new places, countries, even watch games in renowned stadiums and the go to Enugu, other Eastern states, go to the North, the South and the West. Remember that while travelling, you don't have to enter Peace Mass Transit or Romchi, go by air and buy tickets for Business Class. You never know if your crush may be sitting next to you, you will never see him in Keke so upgrade and meet Victor Moses on air.
Own A Beauty Parlor
I noticed of recent that many ladies into Spa business are moving faster in this race. Ask FF lady, she will tell you. Once your parlor is first grade and you dey lag, they will find you themselves. Just know you are just for servicing and nothing more.
Note
There are many guidelines here for both long and short term stuff, you should choose the one you want and make something good out of yourself. Don't ask me why I don't have one or how will you know if I do, you don't need to know what I didn't tell you. Take my advise and grow and thank God for my life. I wish you the best of 2018.
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