Disclaimer oh i did not write this, a Facebook source did.
Imo men.....Ndi Alabanko
In Imo state there are good, bad and ugly people.
Imo men sees themselves as the wisest creature in the world. They are lousy and flirtatious in nature(ife di na ukwu na amasi ha). An average Imo man have 3 girlfriends(they cheat relationship).
They are the shortest and the most wicked of men you can find in all the eastern States.
They are the shortest and the most wicked of men you can find in all the eastern States.
They no take eye see anything in skirt. When an mo man fails as a person instead of getting up, dust himself and move on and continue to pursue his dreams, he will give up, get frustrated and heap the blame on his successful brother or anyone close by that is more successful than him. He will tell you that you are his problem. An imo man will never like to see you succeed will always like to be the sucessful one. They are very stingy.40% of Imo men bleaches their skin(Ndi ilu fanta okpa coke). They are always neat but their armpits smells like fermented locust bean(ogirigbo).
For businessmen and women that will like to partner with an Imo man be smart o. They are expert in fraud.419 originated in imo state. Their tongues posses charms that will make you agree to everything they say without opposing(ekwute ekwe). If you put an imo man in charge of your company have in mind that he's the owner of the company and you are 'Nwa boy' how the Imo man will do it i don't know but before you know it he has taken over your company. He will use the company as a front for the real thing they are known FOR (ife di na ukwu). He will like to sleep with all the ladies and married women that apply for work in that company before giving them job.
They are fetish especially Arondizuogu folks(umunne perikoma) .Some imo men are into secret cults. It is said that when a snake and imo man comes to your house that you should kill an Imo man and spare the snake that they are more dangerous than snake (mbaise folks). Some of them are into stealing,robbery, kidnapping and snatching new born BABIES (mbaise and owerri folks)
Girls dating, you may date or marry Imo men just know that an average Imo man have this mentality of wanting to taste different types of soup(cunt).
Finally Imo men do not like visiting their village for fear of Ndi okpu red (Red cap chief) due to juju related issue. If you ask him why he didn't go home for xmas he will reply that Ala bu Otu.
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Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz.. U caught them kpomkwem!
ReplyDeleteLolz honey, no be me write am o. #smiles#
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