NAIJA RUNS GUYS

They are everywhere but you may never know, unlike the girls whose intents are written boldly on the screen, naija runs boys will write it only in their heart. A naija runs girl may steal your money and run away; it's painful right? But it is mild because a naija runs boy will steal your entire family hahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahaaaaaaaaaa! 

The deal is, A naija runs boy aim may not be to get your finances, their reasons for getting a lady may vary. But they will stick to like ten girls at once and get basic variation of mental, emotion, physical, financial and whatever means of satisfaction they want.

No try my gist dear, I just want to bring this to the signpost of our beloved Novice dem. The Akamu girls that claim to be smart and yet are always outsmarted. Here are tips to catch them. 

THEIR LINES

"Hello, I was passing by and you caught my fancy, can I have your digits because of time?" They meet you hundred times and this is still the lines, mine was probably because I change looks at intervals. Dem no dey stress o, na you go first go call. Then they start playing with an intended car keys and chick you mumuishly give them your number. OYO for you.

I once collected a guys phone and dialled my number and it was showing, "Nenye Zenith." Am like, "I know you bro from the last time you chyked me." Then he responds, "how come you look different?" haba! "I look different because am smarter than you bro." 

ACCENT

Their Oyibo no be here o, they possibly have crammed those accent so much that nothing ever changes it. It's not too Americanish but it sounds like that of a traveller.

DRESS PATTERN N GADGETS

Just like the yoruba wizards, they borrow gadgets and cut ten important calls fo your sake, it makes you feel more important and a better Zombie. Their dress sense is near perfect and the perfume scents is out of the planet. Why wouldn't you talk to a fine Bobo who definitely borrowed those shoes from the dry cleaners.

CHARACTERISTICS

While talking with you, a supposed big baller will just come from an unknown destination and starts praises, "Oga good day sir! When did you return. Oga thank you for yesterday o." After greeting and all, they will never offer to drop you off.

HIS HOUSE

His beautiful house is borrowed. Little wonder he always comes late during appointments and when you are coming to the house, Lee Boo is either somewhere and can't come back immediately, so he ask you to hang somewhere while he begs for that apartment.

STINGY

Your only benefit is food from this relationship, if he ever gives you money, just know you really have done something extra-ordinary, it happens once in a blue moon because Le Boo will always complain of how ATM machines couldn't pay his bank. I no dey joke o. I have heard experiences like this.

PENETRATION

At this stage, they have bought all your trust, and are now executing the mission proper. If they want sex, sharperly they have it. They want finances, they will get it. And if they want to use you or rituals, you are definitely gone by now.

AND THIS IS HIM IN THE REAL WORLD

So babes, these are traits of a runs guy, it may not be accurate, but it's 80% near perfection. Thread with caution. Happy Wednesday.