Dating an Anambra Person - Hilarious Facts

Amanda Chisom

*Carries my Shoe, Running mode activated*

Hold your ears oh. If you are dating somebody from Anambra and you are not Igbo especially or from Anambra. You are buying stocks from Intercontinental Bank. Ha di wonderful!!! Both Boy and girl oh. They rarely go outside their state. This is not a generalization but I am just being honest with you. Most of them na arranged marriage. Very local human beings like that.Just few especially Lagos ones that go home only for burial marry out. Just tell your Anambra parents there is someone you want to marry, the next question is " Onye Ebe?" If you say somewhere that is not Anambra, the next thing is " Putaba putaba ezi eteka biko".

Their mothers are Agadabachiriuzo. She will marry her sons off to her CWO members. Their father will exchange their children over life beer in Onitsha Sports club or People's club. Their sisters will always look for a girl that will not coman be doing passing sense. Even their brothers are not left out, instead of you to introduce foreign element, he will go to his own wife's place and find you one girl like that or give you one of his girlfriends.Somebody is always finding wife or husband for somebody.

I am just telling you people out of the goodness of my heart. But you can buy shares in Intercontinental bank sha. Who knows you might be lucky it will turn to Access bank but if it is does not work. Take it like that oh. They want to be using keke and be going to their in-laws' houses or in the case of my own parents. Strolling to their inlaws houses. Even when they reluctantly agree to marry outside Anambra, on the day of the traditional marriage. One hour into the Journey, they will be murmuring " hian Ada Eru be Nwa, I si na Nwa afurozi nwanyi n' uno madu ga eji ta udiri afufu. Umuazi kita gwa mu ihe ochoro bia ebea ehen". Woe be tide you your bride price requirements is on the high side. They will shout through out the ceremony.

Gwazia ndi yardi unu.