New Year Resolutions for Him and Her #Facts#

  Dear Boo, you see it's 2nd of January and God has made us see today, I honestly wish that your soul prospereth in a godly way. I have surrendered for heavens sake, a wonderful relationship should also have a new year resolution.

Dear readers, you know I've been acting good these days, it's because of new year, I want us to come out clean, can we talk now? Cause I want you to have new year resolutions with just your boo, you know what I mean. 

So below are the new year resolutions for him and her after consulting the different parties, they came up with this for 2014, Enjoy.

               From Him

*Shape - Dear chicks make sure, you are in good shape, you know 2014 is gonna be a hot year, if you slack, we will dump you so start the work outs and be presentable whenever we want to take you out, we don't want to be staring at a guys chick because you failed to keep fit, we want you perfect.

*Responsibility - Dear chicks, your boo said you should find something doing, we don't want you to be begging for every damn thing, we aren't your dad, we can give when we are suppose to, we want a responsible you for 2014, take care of us too.

*Faithfulness - We don't want you cheating in coded ways anymore, girls seem so faithful but with many cockroaches in their pocket, they do it so perfectly, the way a guy will never dream of, dear ladies just be faithful in 2014, help our life.

*No Nags - We don't want you barking like a dog, we ain't thieves, learn to be calm in situations, and package your self control, failure to do this may warrant break ups, we don't wanna marry a dog, we need good examples for our daughters.

*No Restaurant - Don't come forming burty for us, you should improve your cooking skills, We don't want to go to restaurants every time we want good food. Dudes are tired of Indomie noodles.

*No Braz - We want you natural this year, improve your natural hair and face, let's see your natural self and be happy, we are tired of artificial things, and we ain't buying brazilian, peruvian, meditarian and chinese hair for you any longer, stick to braids and shuku, let's know where your problem and mentality is coming from.

*Fashion - We saw a lot of drag-queens last year, ones in rags and panties, don't tell me you have a plan for nudity and madness, we don't want that for 2014, you are pardoned for last year, just watch it, bros are tired of heart breaking fashion and cloned sis, make ups ain't by force too.

  
             From Her
*Unfulfilled Promises - Dear partners, we want you to accomplish all the promises you've made to us, the ones you made when you were drunk and excited to when you were normal, last year promises have to be over before we can fully start up something for 2014.

*Taking Responsibilities - Agreed you aren't our fathers, but hustling to be loved by a babe is a responsibility on its own, if you can't take care of us, then quit and wait for an independent woman in 2095, when some of us are willing to adjust. "No pain bro, no gain" - Anonymous.

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*Undivided Attention - We want your attention for 2014, we don't need a polygamist, stay faithful and don't return late claiming you had a hangout with the guys, you should end your day by at least 9:00 unless you want us to hang out with the girls too.

*Shape - Few guys are conscious of their shape while woman struggle to keep fit. Dear men, this is 21st century, what appeals to you also appeals to us, watch your shape too or see us watch another.

I am just a messenger, don't crucify me, you can fix your resolution for your boo by commenting.
Happy New year loved ones, 2014 is gonna be awesome here, remember fridays are for craft, learn creative things only on Do Something New.
          One love.