How to Marry a Rich Young Man

Lolz, I guess today's post is unbelievable, yes! Unbelievable because in a quest to become rich or end up in a suffer-head relationship, dem hot babes end up with some granny papa. But I don't want you to suffer so you don't start pulling your shoes and threatening to open a hell inside the Keke-man's head; because he won't let you be just because he thinks you're in his level. Mtschew!

I know you are not all privileged like me #tonguesout# cos you may live in a ghetto, but trust me, it doesn't change anything. What you want is what you get, babes are not smiling. If you want them young, handsome and rich, here are tips to help you get him #winks# thank me later.

1. BE PREPARED : 

Every chick has a marriage time frame, some want it early enough while others want to buy the world first. Whichever time one chooses, If you are not prepared you may miss the clue, preparation keep you on your yellow color, it makes you alert, to catch any fish at sight. If you ain't prepared dear, you may possibly miss your target and not know.

2. CHANGE ENVIRONMENT : 

This is the most important of all strategy for this quest because at a certain age, people of like minds and age stay together. If you are used to hustling and pricing bus fares, nne, you are on your own. How will you enter Roadside bus from Lagos to Abuja and see a pilot? Ha! You are nothing but that Keke man chasing you. Take flights or enter ABC transport, that's where you get what you want, not in roadside bus loading Lagos to Abuja 1500, you will meet cheap people like you. Go to good places: especially intellectual gatherings; like Tennis clubs, Cancer Aid groups, book fairs, golf courts and all the tush tush joints even when you don't like there. Or how do you expect to see him in Abakpa Market instead of Durban stores. You berra change your cheap life and act clean and good, after all you are meant to enjoy this single life even when nothing comes out of it.  

3. INCREASE YOUR VALUE : 

You don't fold your hands while waiting like you are about to win a lottery. While you are searching for a valuable man, you should be worth the exchange rate, you can't give me on dollar and expect fifty naira in exchange - abi who you wan cheat? Make your self worth the bargain. Be good in the basic aspects; career, financially and morally wise. Those who told you it's wrong for you to make money now are blowing pepper on your picture in your village, no man wants a liability. Have a name so that he doesn't come to think that you're a social climber, be wise.

4. LOOK GOOD :

Be in good shape, dress well, smile often but not like a goat, smell nicely too. And if you can't speak good English, ha! I wonder if you can learn. #IwonderifIcaneversmileinthislife#

5. CHANGE FRIENDS :

Honestly, some of us are already on track but for those who are not. Change your friends if they don't look good, how can you envy other people if you don't look an inch like them. Make friends with people with a complete number six and leave that your Church girl who keeps telling you that Weavon and Trouser is a sin, follow the ones that discusses trainings and seminars. The ones who speak fluent English language, who knows what is happening in the past. Don't blend with a friend who condemns very guy you like and tell you he is a cultist for having money. There are friends with benefits, who has a past and don't want you to make that same mistake again, you can learn dress sense, attitude and courtesy from them. Positive vibes is all you need now. And please arrangie date is not really worth it. Hello bae.

6. PRAY WELL : Every journey starts and ends with God, "If the foundation be faulty, what can the righteous do?" God knows what you want, just talk to him in prayers, and as for those babes who just need a husband because their mates are marrying, I wish you the best.

Mind you, praying gives you direction, a tiny voice may always speak to you against my advice, but then; "There is no harm in trail." It really works. Thank me later, "and don't let them guys read this," #whispers# It is our secret.

Happy Mid-week.