Am fat for religious reasons

Ignorance no good O

 I was very fat and decided to change my looks since workers in church looked fit always, I felt odd and betrayed especially in the midst of them, I was alone figurewise and so concluded I do find a way to keep fit before the year runs out but especially for Valentines day, not for a boo sha but for the less privileged. Poor people have their way with mouth sha. I want to be presentable before presenting my gifts to them and those smart Ushers I joined in church ever gave me the zeal to carry on with fitness.

Am not rich or wealthy in whatsoever term you may want to describe me but I love good things especially in terms of visuals. I love watching movies and people especially the physically packaged ones, I don't mean the irritating machos anyways, the ones whose frame makes you get angry over nothing. When I say the physically packaged I mean the tiny waisted ladies with curves to die for, that is what am aspiring to look like. So hear me out.

I wanted to keep fit not just for fitness sake but because I wanted a perfect shape. Above all, there were people into the gym thing that I envy so much maybe because of the way they dressed, it looks wow! To me.

I didn't know how to go about it because I am really into the church thing and so I asked a sister from church to follow me for gym registration so we can hustle together and get our future shapes. Guess what? She really got annoyed and asked if I had seen any born again in the gym system? She also flipped her thread hair do, it seemed more of a Bob Marley hair look. Lol! Na true O, how I wan come betray born again things and be wearing funny kinda wears to the gym? Trust yours truly who will never join the group of shapeless gym dressers and wear long skirts and canvass for physical training and the coach be touching your body, Tufiakwa! If I ain't wow! With dressing then why should I gym? How will people admire me or how will I display the acquired curves after gym practices.

Maybe our religious leaders gym @ home but religiously most dedicated believers either in tradi, islam or Christianity can't be found at gyming centres. I just brought this though to know if gyming is a sin? Help my unbelief. I find sexy bad chikalas, musicians and wannabes trouping these places, what should I do? It seems more like a place for sinners and I want to be physically fit.
 It's either religious leaders can afford coaches and equipments at home. Why ask us not to engage in things we can't afford naturally while you have it all.
I kept being myself and dished figure since I want to be clean for salvation sake.

 So here is the question for today;

1. Does religion stop us from gyming or we are just scared of being unequally yoked with unbelievers?

2. Have you seen your Pastor, Iman or Babalawo in the gym before?

If yes then I am wrong but if No, it means unconsciously religion has stopped us from gymnastic centers and it's activities, besides what do I need a dying shape for when it will lure people to hell, are you sure I may not be tempted to start posting Bikini pictures on net like our ladies do and lead men to hell? Probably that is why gym ain't good for you because of worldly sight. So how did they look smart without working out? I mean the smart looking religious people?

 FASTING! Whaaaaaat? Fasting is the only exercise to a religious fitness, it gives you desired shape and helps you maintain it, if you are wondering how they look good, browse on the benefits of fasting. Hell no! Am out of this game.

 Hahaha...........LWKMD who give me this thought?
 Happy saturday and enjoy february 2014. HNM